There was an old woman...
August 22, 2009
... who swallowed a fly. I don't know why, but she swallowed a fly.
Now, if you get queasy over the slightest things, I suggest you stop reading now.
I woke up this morning and my nose was throbbing. Like it was plugged and something was trying to get out. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that just happened to be the case this time. A fly (or at least I think that's what it was) came out of my nose. It was about three point two five seconds before I started feeling nauseous. I wanted to puke. People, this is gross. I feel like I'm in a bad horror movie (you know, when they have those visions that bugs start crawling out of their mouths and noses). I am currently waiting for a reply from the hospital (I called and they took a message). I keep expecting more to come out.
What I want to know is if it did anything *may or may not be imagining the beginnings of a headache* Though, it will be excellent inspiration for my new SG1 fic (I'm hopeless). I hope it didn't. Do anything, I mean. What if it laid eggs in my brain?!?!?!
I may be overdoing it a bit, and being a little paranoid, but a fly did come out of my nose. *shudders* It's like a bad version of constantine. Keanu, save me! I don't want the demon flies to kill me! *loved that movie*
I'm seriously grossed out/paranoid now... I think I'll go watch SG1 to cheer me up...
Now, if you get queasy over the slightest things, I suggest you stop reading now.
I woke up this morning and my nose was throbbing. Like it was plugged and something was trying to get out. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that just happened to be the case this time. A fly (or at least I think that's what it was) came out of my nose. It was about three point two five seconds before I started feeling nauseous. I wanted to puke. People, this is gross. I feel like I'm in a bad horror movie (you know, when they have those visions that bugs start crawling out of their mouths and noses). I am currently waiting for a reply from the hospital (I called and they took a message). I keep expecting more to come out.
What I want to know is if it did anything *may or may not be imagining the beginnings of a headache* Though, it will be excellent inspiration for my new SG1 fic (I'm hopeless). I hope it didn't. Do anything, I mean. What if it laid eggs in my brain?!?!?!
I may be overdoing it a bit, and being a little paranoid, but a fly did come out of my nose. *shudders* It's like a bad version of constantine. Keanu, save me! I don't want the demon flies to kill me! *loved that movie*
I'm seriously grossed out/paranoid now... I think I'll go watch SG1 to cheer me up...
Posted by Ariel Flynn.
Age is 20, Birthday's October 3rd, I am 4'9" tall... have blue-grey eyes sometimes, and then blue-green the rest of the time. Hair: Naturally dishwater blonde, but I dye it constantly so it can be black, or red (or both), or blue, or green, or brown... there's no telling, really. My Hobbies are stalking Azhwi, writing fanfiction, doodling badly, socializing with the people that matter to me, rping.
Profession: Author (soon to be published).
Specialties: Stalking, cooking, writing, fangasming, laziness, cloud watching.
Fave Color: Neon/lime green, or any other shade of green.
And Etc: Uh... there's a lot. I have lobe piercings, and one set of cartilage piercings in my ears, my hair is VERY short atm, I wear glasses but that's okay cuz I'm hot anyway... what else... well, it'd be simpler for you to ask, so, go ahead.
